Grease is not the word

I apologize for what I am about to do to you, but why should I suffer alone? We all have fond memories of John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in Grease. This new music video will make you wish they never met. It brings to mind a viewer comment we once received at the TV station where I worked. A viewer wrote, “Your news is so awful it makes my eyes bleed.” This Christmas song is even more painful. Don’t even get me started on the acting and dancing. Well, if you can call this dancing. This makes me think John and Olivia are the Milli Vanilli of 70’s dance flicks. I can only assume they used stunt doubles after seeing these moves. Maybe this is why Olivia Newton John’s boyfriend vanished. I would run to Mexico too if my significant other was singing this in the shower: