Holy Breakfast
I feel like a complete fool. All this time I have been looking for our Lord & Savior at Pizza Hut. Boy, was I way off. It turns out Jesus is more of a morning person. I should have been hitting Denny’s or maybe The Waffle House. A man in Texas found an image of Jesus on his breakfast burrito. He has the burrito wrapped in foil in his refrigerator so he can “wait and see what happens.” I will tell you what’s going to happen big guy. Jesus is going to start to smell funny. I must admit, this is pretty cool. I saw the image immediately. I’m not sure if it looks like Jesus or the lead singer from Kings of Leon. I actually saw Mick Jagger once in the deli section at my local grocery store. (True store. I wrote about it on this site.) I’m just hoping some vulnerable sap doesn’t spend thousands to buy an old $3.99 sandwich on Ebay.