There are rules in life. This is an important one: if you were born between 1970 – present date, you cannot grow a mustache. You should not. A goatee can be sexy. Ryan Gosling has proved it’s okay to have a scruffy beard and stash. The only young people sporting mustaches are creepy guys and women who have lost their tweezers. Well, my husband is breaking the rule. Perhaps he was inspired by an old Tom Selleck movie. Unfortunately, 3 Men and a Baby came out in 1987. My father has a mustache, but it works for him. He has had one my entire life. My husband looks like he has been placed in a witness protection program. He knows I hate it which is why he refuses to shave. I’m going to bite my tongue and hope it doesn’t last long.
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