I don’t like Spam. It is disgusting. I loathe Spammers. They too, are disgusting. Lately, I have been inundated with spam comments on my blog. I caught on to their shenanigans when the emails listed were Ishmael@xlkhosllyh.com I’m no dummy. The owner of xlkhosllyh.com would never have time to read my blog let alone comment. The messages crack me up though. Here are a few of my recent favorites:


“Lots of beneficial in a row. I give rise to bookmarked your place.”
(I strive to beneficial in a row at all times. It’s my life motto really.)


“Someone necessarily assist to make significantly articles I’d state.”
(Nope. This is all me fella. I know it’s hard to believe someone could be that brilliant.)


“I like this site very much, Its a rattling nice spot to read and find information.”
(Thank you for helping me find the words to describe my blog. A rattling nice spot indeed.)


“My family and I are sincerely thankful for your generosity and for presenting me the potential to pursue my own chosen profession path.”
(Wow. The entire family is thankful. I feel like I just made a difference in the world.)

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