I don’t like Spam. It is disgusting. I loathe Spammers. They too, are disgusting. Lately, I have been inundated with spam comments on my blog. I caught on to their shenanigans when the emails listed were I’m no dummy. The owner of would never have time to read my blog let alone comment. The messages crack me up though. Here are a few of my recent favorites:


“Lots of beneficial in a row. I give rise to bookmarked your place.”
(I strive to beneficial in a row at all times. It’s my life motto really.)


“Someone necessarily assist to make significantly articles I’d state.”
(Nope. This is all me fella. I know it’s hard to believe someone could be that brilliant.)


“I like this site very much, Its a rattling nice spot to read and find information.”
(Thank you for helping me find the words to describe my blog. A rattling nice spot indeed.)


“My family and I are sincerely thankful for your generosity and for presenting me the potential to pursue my own chosen profession path.”
(Wow. The entire family is thankful. I feel like I just made a difference in the world.)

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