Spammers

I have decided that I need to share the Spam comments I receive with you on a weekly basis. They are hilarious. Also because if I didn’t share the spam I wouldn’t have any comments. So, all 3 of you devoted readers out there are in for a treat.

“this post was very well written, and it also contains many useful facts because the author have made it very easy for us to understand. right?”
Honey, if you are not sure. Neither am I.

“I’ll immediately clutch your rss as I can not in finding your email subscription link or newsletter service.”
Clutch my ass…. maybe, but keep your damn hands off my rss.

“Been heading ridiculous attempting to uncover how or the place would be the ideal area to learn about easy methods to get ready for this.”
I’m pretty sure this guy violated every rule in the English language.

“Thanks for the tips you have shared here. Additionally, I believe there are many factors that keep your car insurance premium down.”
Stay focused sir. I was talking about my vagina.