The latest exercise attire
So, I want to go for a run, but what to wear, what to wear? This guy couldn’t waste time making a decision. So, he decided to speed walk in this snazzy number. He is making parents out to be liars. I tell my 5-year-old all the time that he cannot leave the house without a shirt. Wrong-o! Clearly, this gentleman follows Kenny Chesney’s rule: “No Shirt, No Problem.” The song says nothing about pants. I can only assume he doesn’t have any real friends. They would never have allowed him to leave the house. Then again, when my husband and I were dating I wasn’t always honest. He had an old pea coat in his closet. I thought if I changed the gold buttons it would look nice. We were walking through a mall when I caught a good glimpse of him in a mirror. I nearly peed my pants. He looked like Captain from Captain and Tennille. I do appreciate this guy spared us from seeing his ankles. That would have been scandalous.
That is horrible!!! Why would he subject people to that sight… It’s not like he is hot and is performing a community service for all the housewives… He is instead scaring the women and children, and setting a bad example or other not-so-hot guys to follow. No shirt only applies to guys who look good without a shirt… And not sure what to think of the speedo underwear… I mean, come on… People don’t wanna see his junk lol …. But you’re right, at least his feet and ankles are modestly covered
OMG. I better not show my husband–he might get some new fashion ideas.