To infinity and beyond
My son must be posing for a Calvin Klein ad later. Why else would this be an issue this morning:
ME: Let’s get dressed. (trying to be cheerful)
HIM: I’m not wearing that.
ME: You’re not wearing what?
HIM: Those underwears (obviously confused that a pair of underwear is actual singular)
ME: And why not?
HIM: I’m not wearing Toy Story underwears.
ME: You love Toy Story. Why not?
HIM: What if my friends see them? (If this was a possibility I would have already reported the school to social services)
ME: You’re not going to take your pants off. Now get dressed. We’re going to be late. (The teacher already thinks I’m a crappy mom. That story later.)
HIM: No! Those are not cool.
ME: Fine. Well, then what pair do you want to wear?
Moral of the story: It’s not okay to be caught with your pants down if Buzz Lightyear is on your ass. Underwear with a man dressed as a spider is just fine.