What up Tweeps?

My Twitter account has been suspended. I feel like I’m in high school. Actually this is more severe than any punishment I ever received. I was sent to the principals office a few times for being a smart ass. Otherwise I was your average kid. I was bitter, read Tiger Beat Magazine and thought Cyndi Lauper could sing.

I bet one of my tweets offended The Stepford Wives. Now, I have to prove that I’m not a robot or crazy. One may be easier to dismiss than the other. Meanwhile, the person sending me messages about sex toys is an active user. Hopefully, my account will be restored in the next 24 hours.