A new health hazard: Skinny Jeans

Experts are now warning men that wearing Skinny Jeans may be bad for their health.  True story.  The highly popular fashion trend can cause “Twisted Testicles.”  An article in the NY Daily News read: “when tight trousers prevent the spermatic cord from moving freely, meaning it twists and leads to testicular torsion which cuts off the blood supply requiring immediate surgery to prevent a gangrenous testicle.” OUCH!  Sounds painful doesn’t it?  Still, I couldn’t be happier.  Guys look ridiculous in Skinny Jeans and we know there is one sure way to stop them from wearing them:  a threat to the family jewels.  The only men that look good in skinny jeans are usually Queens.  My fabulous gay friends look good in just about anything.  (Is that some sort of sick joke by God? What married man do you know with tight abs? Sigh)  As we speak men are racing to their closet to change.  Just please don’t put on those old carpenter jeans.  Like I’ve said before, I don’t care if you are hammering in the  morning, evening or all over this land there is never a reason for that many pockets.   Not even if your testicles prefer them.

Read more:   www.NYDailyNews.com

One Comment

  • The Guy Side

    Men are born to be loose down there. Why tighten things up? Exactly how do you shift with skinny jeans on? On the guy side, I feel the need to shift often. Your not trying to make a diamond. Good khakis and sweats on weekends are the way to go. On the same topic…speedos…really? 99% of us guys are not the Ryan Goslings of the world so…why? Who are you trying to impress? It’s ok to be proud of yourself but you don’t need the rest of society seeing your insecurity.

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