This is too funny not to share. We all know this person. Perhaps, it is you. I am jealous if you have the freedom to wear this outfit everywhere. Elastic is a gift from God. That and velcro. Can you imagine how much easier life would be if shoe strings and buttons didn’t exist? Maybe I would only have to say “Put your shoes on” fifty times before we left the house each day. I am approaching the “Velcro Years.” It’s acceptable to wear velcro as a young child and as an elderly person. I may or may not fight wrinkles with daily injections, but I will wear velcro sneakers like a boss.