I don’t know how it happened, but I apparently signed up to take surveys. I get a dozen emails a day with the alert “You have a survey waiting for you.” It sounds so inviting doesn’t it? I usually delete the message and read what deal Lumber Liquidators is offering. I am not sure how, as a mother of three with no construction background, I ended up on that list either.

I decided to take a survey yesterday. I know, I am so wild and crazy! That’s how I roll. You never know what I will do from one day to the next.

You are not told what the survey is for. There are a series of random questions like How old are you? How many children do you have? Then, this page came up.

Have you been skydiving in the past 3 months?
No. I am lucky to have time to jump in the shower let alone out of a plane.

Have you been to Australia in the past 6 months?
Unless Australia has rides, food stands that serve chicken nuggets and a grown man dressed in mouse costume, I would have to say no. Clearly you have me confused with a single woman.

Do you have 4 or more dogs as Domestic pets?
I’m crazy, but not that crazy. I would rather my house smell of potpourri than dog feces & urine.

Have you been on an underwater submarine tour in the past 12 months?
Who hasn’t!

Can you juggle four or more oranges simoultaneously?
If I could I wouldn’t be wasting my talent in this town.

Have you purchased a new washer & dryer in the past six months?
What the hell does that have to do with skydiving or juggling oranges?

Do you have a subscription to the opera?
No, but I have season passes to the zoo. Fancy, huh?