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My daughter’s toy cash register is possessed. It will occasionally begin “talking” in the wee hours of the morning. “Let’s Go Shopping!” It also plays incredibly annoying music. At around 3 a.m. today it kept repeating “Four, Four, Four, Four, Four.” Clearly, it needs new batteries or to be crushed with a hammer. I had no choice but to get out of bed to shut the damn thing off. Then, I couldn’t fall back asleep. So, I played with my phone. Here are a few stories I found on the World Wide Web:

Two High School Boys Win Cutest Couple


Baseball Game Thunder

They Yankees & Red Sox are tough baseball teams, but a bunch of scaredy cats. Watch this video of their reaction to thunder. It is about as funny as seeing grown men high five.

Michael Douglas Blames Cancer on Oral Sex


Cancer sucks. It isn’t funny. I have lost people that I loved to this horrible disease. That being said, this story made me vomit a little in my mouth. It is not the image I wanted in my head. Ryan Gosling? Maybe. Michael Douglas eating south of the border? No. There are a whole lot of women right now saying, “It wasn’t me.” I think Mr. Douglas may have just ruined it for all of us ladies.

Fast Food Horror Story


The Taco Bell chihuahua is rolling over in his grave. A worker at the fast food chain posted a photo of himself licking taco shells. Wtf? It is gross and stupid. He didn’t think this picture would go viral? Clearly, this kid needs to adjust his Facebook privacy settings.

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