Do you know what hell is? Listening to a Norwegian pop song over and over before the sun comes up. So, why do it? Well, my husband doesn’t always think about the consequences of his actions. My 3-year-old daughter loves to play with Barbies. He thought to himself, I bet she would love a song about Barbie. Before I could talk him down from the roof he jumped and downloaded Aqua’s Barbie Girl circa 1997. If you have children you know when a child likes a video, book or song they really like it. They want to watch, read or listen to it a million times a day. So, I have “Come on Barbie, Let’s Go Party.” stuck in my head all day. My toddler has memorized these precious lyrics :
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party
Good job, Dad!