Twilight fans are, once again, crying in their Ed & Bella pillowcases. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have officially called it quits. I have not seen a single movie in the Twilight series. All I know is that Kristen Stewart looks like she hasn’t showered in a decade. My children have zero interest in the films either. My 13-year-old showed me this hysterical clip of Will Ferrell on Conan discussing the couple’s first breakup.
Yeah, together the evoke the smell of soup kitchen onion soup and wet sour dough bread. In a pocket. Of a man who smells like pee. And Schlitz.