Bun in the Oven!

You probably read the headline and thought, She is having another baby? Lock your knees woman! No. I am not with child. My uterus is tired. This is video capturing the moment a stranger announces her pregnancy. Why spend time with my family when I can watch video of random people on YouTube?

My announcement was slightly different than this one. It went a little something like this: “You are never going to believe this. I am pregnant.” (Look of sympathy) “Oh no, what are you going to do?” Fast forward 13 years and I have three kids.

I never thought I would have children. I was career driven. Getting knocked up was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. My children are my life. Sure, there are days when I envy people who go to work and actually get to converse with adults. However, there isn’t a job on this earth that compares to being a mother. Well, maybe one that pays you a few million to make out with Ryan Gosling. Sorry kids, Mommy would take that gig.