Eggs

I think my husband has lost his mind. This is an actual conversation we had yesterday via text message.

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Save money? What could it be?

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For the kids? What kid do you know that has fun with chickens? This must be a joke. I was hesitant to get a dog. I am not raising farm animals.

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We occasionally eat eggs on the weekend.

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We don’t live in a big city, but we do live in a city. There are codes. Our neighborhood won’t even allow above ground pools. There is no way a chicken coup is going to fly. We are rebels and purchased a plastic white trash pool, but I can’t hide animals. My kids were so excited when I brought the $25.99 pool home. The picture on the box shows a mother in a bikini relaxing in the water. “Look Mommy. You can get in, too,” said my 3-year-old. Can you even imagine me donning a two piece in an inflatable pool? The water would barely cover the stretch marks on my belly. Unless you have a nanny it’s impossible to relax by a pool, even if it requires a bike pump to install.

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The bottom line is I am not the raise chickens and eat fresh eggs kind of lady. My answer is still no.

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