Knock, knock, you’re dead
My daughter just told a knock, knock joke she made up that leads me to believe she
A.) Doesn’t quite grasp the concept of a joke
B.) Has a sick sense of humor like her mother
C.) May grow up to be a serial killer
Here is the joke:
HER: “Knock,Knock”
ME: “Who’s there?”
HER: “You”
ME: “You who?”
HER: “You fell off the scooter and hit your face on the road.”
She laughed hysterically. I said, “Well, that would hurt Mommy.” Her reply? “Learn how to take a joke.”
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2 Comments
Princess Kitty
LOL! Literally.
KatieMB
That was both adorable and hysterical! Love it!