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My goal is to raise my daughter to be an independent woman. I want her to have confidence, not to dance like a stripper at the Superbowl. I would also frown on her appearing on The Bachelor. Talk about girls with zero self esteem. You are fighting over a guy who makes a polygamist look monogamous. That dude is fooling around with every contestant in the house. Roses are $9.99 a dozen at Walmart. You don’t have to sell your soul for a flower. The lady on my daughter’s toy phone is just as pathetic as the bachelorettes.

The first message seems harmless. She is inviting a guy to go for a drive. Apparently it is 1950.

Clearly, he didn’t call her back. She tries bribing him with food.

She won’t take no for an answer. Honey, he’s just not that into you and is getting a restraining order as we speak.