I am still looking for songs to listen to in my car that aren’t played repeatedly on the radio and won’t traumatize my children. I came across Enrique Iglesias while scrolling through my Ipod. Toupe or not he is a fine piece of meat. “Hero” is a pretty song, but quite depressing. I am approaching 40 and have more cottage cheese than Breakstone. I don’t need another reason to drive off the road. Another popular Enrique song is “Tonight I’m Lovin You.” It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it. Unfortunately, there are two versions of this pop song. I did not pay attention and downloaded the explicit “Tonight I’m F-ing You.”
“Damn, I like the way you love me, So give it to me.” – I could probably explain this line away. He just wants her to give him a big hug.
“Here’s the situation, been to every nation. Nobody has ever made me feel the way that you do.” – He is a world traveler.
“But tonight I’m f-ing you.” – game over. Unless I shouted “beep” during the chorus there is no way Enrique can be part of my minivan mixed tape. The search continues…..