Oops, I Did It Again

I am not usually a fan of “bowel movement humor.” I am the only one that feels this way in my house. My husband and three boys laugh hysterically over farts, fart jokes, toys that make farting sounds, etc. My toddler is well, a toddler and thinks it’s funny to replace words with poop, poopie, pooper, etc. Well, I am joining their club for this post. Let me begin by saying I love me some Britney Spears. I think my girl went through some serious postpartum depression and never got the proper help. Thus, her mental breakdown. Anyway, that is another blog post. I am happy she is doing better. She looks fantastic! However, I was struck by the facial expressions she makes on the X-Factor. Brit looks like she made need some Ex-Lax. I present to you:

The Many Constipated Faces of Britney Spears:

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– I refer to this as her guilty face. Perhaps, she just let one out. You know, like when you’re pregnant and you lose control of all bodily functions?

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– this is her “Oh my Gosh I have to use the bathroom, but this kid hasn’t even started singing” face.
(I have made this face while grocery shopping with 3 kids)

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– Here our pop star is reacting to the fact that her own shit does in fact stink

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– Now she wishes she did take that stool softener.

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