File this under: “What the hell?” Uma Thurman just revealed her baby’s name. I know, I know, you have been on pins and needles since she have birth in April. Are you sitting down? The baby girl is Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. No, I am not kidding. Good luck fitting that name on a bubble sheet in elementary school. Her driver’s license will need to be on a poster board. Uma says each name has a significant meaning. Listen, I have a long list of people I love, (well, maybe not that long) but you can’t name your kid after everyone. You have to pick the person who will leave you the most money in his/her will. Duh! I think some celebrities pull these stunts for attention. Then, their kid is left being called “Apple” or “Bear Blu” for the rest of their lives. Ridiculous.
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