Bag lady

My 2-year-old daughter is either a Kleptomaniac or preparing for life as a bag lady. Either way it is getting out of control:

She started by loading her bags with her favorite toys and books. It was cute. She would bring a purse wherever we went. She was mimicking me. However, I also have a random mint, coins and crumbs in my purse.

Then, other items in our house began to disappear: picture frames, magnets, pencils and even the Bible some wacky guy gave my son outside the school.

I need to throw away the Winona Rider and Lindsey Lohan movies. In the meantime, you have been warned. Lock up your valuables if we visit your house.

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