Tooth fairy returns

I want to go to sleep, but I can’t. It’s my own fault. I am the moron who thought it would be a good idea to tell a tall tale. I was the one who convinced my child that a fairy will collect his teeth. It didn’t take much. Actually, I question a child’s intelligence every time I tell this lie. A fairy? Really? Really? A woman flies in your room and gives you money for your tooth? You won’t believe me when I say we are out of cookies, but this broad is legit? You aren’t questioning her sanity or mine for letting her in our house?

Anyway, I can’t go to sleep until I slip something under his pillow.
Why is your kid up so late? (She isn’t a very good mother.) What happened was…..
I made brownies to celebrate the loss of his tooth. It’s probably one of the only times in life you applaud losing. You don’t see cakes that say things like…..

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Nope. Losing isn’t usually a good thing. However, it’s tradition to hold a ticker tape parade for tooth loss. So, I made brownies. Yes, it was from a box. That is about as homemade as you’re going to get out of me. Anyway, he is on a sugar high and can’t fall asleep.

How much is this tooth is worth? I gave my son a Lego set and chocolate coins for the first. I thought he would skip out of his bedroom with a huge grin on his face. He was disappointed, pissed actually. “I wish she would have given me a dollar.” I wish I would have known that. I could’ve saved some money. I don’t know what the going rate is for a central incisor, but he is getting $10 because that is the only cash the tooth fairy has in her purse. Kids really need to get with the times and take debit cards.

 

 

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