F**k you, Caillou
Ten things I would rather do than watch Caillou.
10. Get a Brazilian wax
9. Give a Brazilian wax
8. Wake up in 1970 with a debit card and no cash
7. Wake up next to Carrot Top
6. Be a Kardashian
5. Be Kid Rock’s Loofah
4. Try on swimsuits with model Giselle Bund- whatever the hell her name
3. Eat out of the nacho fountain at Old Country Buffet
2. Walk around Orlando, Florida in August wearing a long sleeve pantsuit made out of bacon
1. Call my bank using a rotary telephone
OMG! My daughter gets on PBS kids and all I hear is the Caillou intro song, over and over and over and over. I haven’t seen a single show but I can’t stand it already!! F*U Caillou is right!