Allow me to translate what Seattle Seahawks player Richard Sherman said in his interview after the NFC Championship game. I had to rewind it twenty times before I knew exactly what the bloody hell he was blabbering about.
Reporter: “Richard, let me ask you, the final play, take me through it.”
Sherman (shouting as if he is rapping on an Usher song, “Yeah!”): “Well, I am the best corner in the game. (which is his opinion, he has a right to his own opinion) When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree that’s the result you gonna get. Don’t you ever talk about me!”
Terrified reporter trying to remember if she ever talked smack about Sherman: “Who was talking about you?” (she says as if speaking to a child in pre-school)
Sherman: “Crabtree. (He did it. That mean boy over there was talking about me) Don’t you open your mouth about the best or I am going to shut it for you real quick.”
Then, I think he says L-O-B? L-O-V? I need some tea? I am really not sure.
Confused reporter who is relieved she isn’t getting her ass kicked, but pissed he ruined her interview: “alright, before, and Joe back to you!”
(I am guessing she curses off air)
I don’t know about you, but I would LOVE to see the “I’m going to Disney World” commercial with this guy after the Superbowl.